Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Clock Strikes One Hour More Best Clock SMS Messages

Before the clock strikes twelve
let me take the opportunity
to let you know that you have grown a year more…
Happy birthday…
See also: Autumn Sms free


 

Your Birthday is the Perfect Day for U...!!!

Your birthday is the perfect day
to say I care,
because you will remember me
when u certainly make it a big affair
and when you do hold a party…
I bet you will be the one
who would care to make ur special day
a costly affair!!!!

Happy Birthday......... birthday

MY Dear FRIEND

“happy birth da 2 U”

May ALLAH give u lots
of such joys &
happy moments.
May U live long &
live happy. May worries,
thoughts,angers &
bad lucks remain
away 4m u.
I wish u good luck.
A nice & lovely life 2
come. Bright &
joyful future & all
the goods that U
can ever Wish or think off.
I wish, may ur dreams come true
& all sad
thoughts off.
AMEEN.

 happy birthday to you and your family

Observe your birthday now

As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don’t matter much.
These common things aren’t really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.

We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.

So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you.

VERY SPECIAL DAY

HOWEVER YOU DECIDE TO SPEND

THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY,

HERES HOPING
IT TURNS OUT TO BE

JUST RIGHT IN EVERY WAY !

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y 2 UUU

Observe your birthday now

As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don’t matter much.
These common things aren’t really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.

We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.

So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you.

Observe your birthday now

As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don’t matter much.
These common things aren’t really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.

We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.

So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you.

“HaPpY BirThDaY 2 U MY Dear FRIEND

“happy birth da 2 U”

May ALLAH give u lots
of such joys &
happy moments.
May U live long &
live happy. May worries,
thoughts,angers &
bad lucks remain
away 4m u.
I wish u good luck.
A nice & lovely life 2
come. Bright &
joyful future & all
the goods that U
can ever Wish or think off.
I wish, may ur dreams come true
& all sad
thoughts off.
AMEEN.

Observe your birthday now

As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don’t matter much.
These common things aren’t really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.

We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.

So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you.

One day sky was crying

One day sky was crying.

I ask him why are you
crying today.

He told me i have lost my
beautiful start.

It was a day when you were born.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

“HaPpY BirThDaY 2 U MY Dear FRIEND

“happy birth da 2 U”

May ALLAH give u lots
of such joys &
happy moments.
May U live long &
live happy. May worries,
thoughts,angers &
bad lucks remain
away 4m u.
I wish u good luck.
A nice & lovely life 2
come. Bright &
joyful future & all
the goods that U
can ever Wish or think off.
I wish, may ur dreams come true
& all sad
thoughts off.
AMEEN.

Today is Lota day

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
To You

Shocked ?

Actually Aaj Ke Din

Jabir Bin Hayan

Ne ‘LOTA’ Ejaad kia Tha

To Maine Socha Har
‘LOTAY’
Ko Wish Kar Doon.;-

One day sky was crying

One day sky was crying.

I ask him why are you
crying today.

He told me i have lost my
beautiful start.

It was a day when you were born.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

Observe You Birthday - English Birthday Greetings

As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don’t matter much.
These common things aren’t really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.
.
We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.
.
So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you.

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Fiance Birthday SMS

This Day
When The Most Beautiful Female Mind Was Born
Is My
Most Beautiful Day

Luv And Long Live
  birthday sms

Oye Ullu Ke Patte

Interviewer :
When Is Your Birthday

Sardar :
13th Oct

Interviewer :
Which Year ?

Sardar :
Oye Ullu Ke Patte
Every Year

Your birthday is today

I know its your birthday 2day..
I am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in personal there,
coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”

Gives You A Birthday Kiss

Don’t Complain When Grandpa
Gus Gives You A Birthday Kiss

If You’re Bothered By His Beard
Just Dodge So He Will Miss

One Think About Dear (SAM)

One Think About Dear (Name)
That Makes Us Very Proud
When (He/She) Throws A Temper Tantrum
(He/She) Always Draws A Crowd

Sending birthday blessings

Sending birthday blessings Filled with love and

peace and joy Wishing sweetest things happen

Right before your eyes !

Special day for you

HOWEVER YOU DECIDE TO SPEND

THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY,

HERES HOPING
IT TURNS OUT TO BE

JUST RIGHT IN EVERY WAY !

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y 2 UUU

Good Day of the year..

for this whole world it is just a next day

but for me it is the best day of the year because today is your birthday happy

birthday love u………

12 Wishes on Your Birthday

My 12 Wishes For You On Your Birthday:

1.Happiness Deep Inside.

2.Sincerity At Every Sunrise.

3.Success In Every Part Ov Life.

4.Family Beside Eu.

5.Caring Friendx Around Eu.

6.A Love Dat Never Ends.

7.Go0d Health To Stay.

8.Beautiful Memories Ov Yesterday.

9.Nyc Dayz Without Sorrows.

10.A Pathway Leading 2 A Better 2morw.

11.Dreams Dt Never Fade.

12.ALLAH Bless U N Protect Eu In Ur Every Step.

(Ameen) :-)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

There couldn’t be a Better time
to Wish Nice Time Things for U,
Beginning with a Birthday
that’s Happy all day through
And after that, the very best
of Luck n Health n cheer,
And everything it takes to make
a Very Happy Year

” HAPPY BIRTHDAY “

U can spend hundreds on birthdays

You can spend
hundreds on birthdays,
thousands on festivals,
lakhs on weddings,
but to celebrate
all you have to spend is your TIME….

Happy day and night

May your life b colourful day and night,
With love, happiness & Success of your right,
And God’s choicest blessings b always there…
Happy Birthday to you ……my dear.

More Birthday Sms

You Way Happy Birthday

I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!

Fiance Birthday SMS

This Day
When The Most Beautiful Female Mind Was Born
Is My
Most Beautiful Day

Luv And Long Live

My ture love

Happy birthday my true love
Your beauty stems from up above
Sweetest smile and kindest heart
Like a priceless piece of precious art.

Happy Birth Day My LOVE....!

Happy birthday my true love
Your beauty stems from up above

Sweetest smile and kindest heart
Like a priceless piece of precious art.

Journey goes on

Step by Step the Journey Goes on,
Little by Little it May seem so Long.
Forget About Your Past, You can’t change it,
Forget about your Future, You cant Predict it.
Just think about Present, You can Handle it.
Enjoy Presents Every Moment be Happy.
Happy Birthday Dear.

Sending birthday blessings

Sending birthday blessings Filled with love and
peace and joy Wishing sweetest things happen Right before your eyes !

Have a Lovely “BirthDay”

Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
From Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
At a Lovely Time
From a Lovely Mind
In a Lovely Mood
In a Lovely Style
To wish you
Have a Lovely “BirthDay”

Journey Goes On..........Happy Bith Day

Step by Step the Journey Goes on,
Little by Little it May seem so Long.
Forget About Your Past, You can’t change it,
Forget about your Future, You cant Predict it.
Just think about Present, You can Handle it.
Enjoy Presents Every Moment be Happy.

Angry SMS Message

WHY
DO I
SMS U ?
IRRITATE ?
CARE ?
MISS ?
BORE ?

DO U KNOW Y ?

COZ UR MY FRND & I HAVE D
RITE 2 DISTUBE U ANY TIME .....

Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate

Lab Pe Hi Rukti
Lab Pe Hi Rukti Hai Baat Aate Aate

Neend To Nahi Aati Sapnay Bohat Hain Aate
Hum To Hain Phasay Ik Haseen Uljhan Mein

Kaash Woh Aakar Iseh Suljhaate::: ::::::::

Wada Kero Per Nibhana Sikho....Angry SMS

Wada kero
Wada kero per nibhana sikho

Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao

Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.

App raat main kia kartay ho

Salect a number then i will tell you k aap raat mein sote waqt dekhtay ho?

1

2

3

5

6

7

8

9

10

Answer

1 = bp

2 = bp

3 = bp

5 = bp

6 = bp

7 = bp

8 = bp

9 = bp

10 = bp

Nibha Na Sako

Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.

Do not feed it

If you would cure anger, do not feed it. Say to yourself:
‘I used to be angry every day; then every other day; now only every third or fourth day.’
When you reach thirty days offer a sacrifice of thanksgiving to the gods.

Jawab-e-Shikwah Page 4

Jawab-e-Shikwah Page 3

Jawab-e-Shikwah Page 2

Jawab-e-Shikwah Page 1

Dill Poem By Allama Iqbal

Qissa-a dar-o-rasan bazi-ye tiflana-a dil,
Iltija-a, arini, surkhi-ye afsanah-a dil,

YaRabb iis saghiray labrez ki mey kiya ho gi,
Jadah-a mulkay baqa hay khatay pemanah-a dil,

Abr-e-rehmat tha keh thi ishq ki bijli YaRabb!,
Jal ga-e mazra-a hasti tto oga dana-a dil,

Husn ka ganjay giran mayah tujhay mil jata,
Ttu nay farhad! nah khoda kabhi wiranah-a dil,

Arsh ka hay kabhi ka'bay ka hay dhoka iis par,
Kis ki manzil hay Ilahi! mira kashanah-a dil,

Iis ko apna hay junun oor mujhay soda apna,
Dil kisi oor ka diwanah, mein diwanah-a dil,

Ttu samajhta nahin ay zahiday nadan iis ko,
Rashkay sad sajdah hay ik laghzishay mastanah-a dil,

Khak kay dil ko aksir bana deti hay,
Woh asar rakhti hay khakastaray parwanah-a dil,

Ishq kay dam mein phans kar yeh riha hota hay,
Barq girti hay tto yeh nakhl hara hota hay.

Meri dua hai teri Aarzoo badle yaye....Iqbal Nice Poetry

Teri dua se kaza to badal nahi sakti,

Magar hai is se yeh mumkin ke tu badal jaye,

Teri dua hai ke ho teri Aarzoo poori,

Meri dua hai teri Aarzoo badle yaye....

Kia Tum Musalman Bhi Ho.....Iqbal Nice Shair

u tho syed bhi ho, Mirza bhi ho, Afghan bhi ho
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Tum sabhi kuch ho batao kya musalman bhi ho....!

Khudhi Ko ker bulund....Iqbal Poetry

Khudhi Ko ker bulund itna ke
Har taqdeer se phele

Khuda bande se puichay
"Bata teri raza kya hai....!

Nahin Minnat-Kash-e-Taab-e-Shaniidan Daastaan Meri

Nahin minnat-kash-e-taab-e-shaniidan daastaan merii,
Khaamoshii guftagu hai, bezubaanii hai zabaan merii,

Ye dastuur-e-zabaan-bandii hai kaisii terii mahafil mein,
Yahaan to baat karne ko tarastii hai zabaan merii,

Uthaaye kuch varaq laalaa ne kuch nargis ne kuchh gul ne,
Chaman mein har taraf bikharii huyii hai daastaan merii,

Uraa lii qumariyon ne tootiyon ne andaliibon ne,
Chaman vaalon ne mil kar looT lii tarz-e-fugaan merii,

Tapak ai shama aansuu ban ke parvaane kii aankhon se,
Saraapaa dard hoon hasrat bharii hai daastaan merii,

Ilaahii phir mazaa kyaa hai yahaan duniyaa mein rahne kaa,
hayaat-e-jaavidaan merii na marg-e-naagahaan merii....

Tere Hain ...... Nice Shair By Iqbal

Ki Muhammad say wafa too nay to hum teray hain,
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Yeah jahan cheez hai kia loho qalam teray hain....!

Badalta hai hazaroon rang mera dard mehjori!

Kabhi Hairat Kabhi Masti Kabhi Ah Sehar Gahi

Badalta hai hazaroon rang mera dard mehjori!

Had Adrak say Bahar hain Batain Ishq-o-Masti ki

Samajh main iss qadar aya kay dil ki mot hai doori

Ata Hai Yad Mujhko Guzara Hua Zamana

Aata hai yad mujhko guzara hua zamana
Woh bag ki baharen wo sab ka chah-chahana

Azadiyan kahan wo ab apne ghonsale ki
Apni khushi se ana apni khushi se jana

Lagti ho chot dil par, ata hai yad jis dam
Shabnam k anson par kaliyon ka muskurana

Woh pyari pyari surat, wo kamini si murat
Abad jis k dam se tha mera ashiyana

Ajab Waiz Ki Din-Dari Hai Ya Rab

Ajab waiz ki din-dari hai ya rab
Adawat hai ise sare jahan se

Koi ab tak na ye samjha k insan
Kahan jata hai ata hai kahan se

Wahin se rat ko zulmat mili hai
Chamak taron ne pai hai jahan se

Ham apni dard-mandi ka fasana
Suna karte hain apne razdan se

Bari barik hain waiz ki chalen
Laraz jata hai awaz-e-azan se

Majnoon nay shehar chor, tu Sehara bhi chor day

Majnoon nay sheher chora, tu Sehraa bhi chor day
Nizaray ki hawiis ho tu Laila bhi chor day

Wa'az! kamal-e-tarq se milti hai yaan muraad
Duniya jo chor dii hai to uqbaa bhi chor day

Taqleed ki rawish se tu behtar hai Khud-Kushi
Rasta bhi dhoond, Hiz'r ka soda bhi chor day

Mannand-e-Khama Teri zuban per hai harf-e-gair
Begana Shay pe Nazish-e-Bejaa bhi chor day

Lutaf-e-Qalaam kya je naa ho dil mein DARD-e-ISHQ
Bismil nahe hai tu to Tarapna bhi chor day

Shabnam ki tarah pholoon pe ro, aur chaman se Chal
Iss Baagh mein Qyaam ka soda bhi chor day

Acha hai dil kay pass rahay pasbanay Aqal
Lakin kabhi kabhi issay tanha bhi chor day

Hai Ashiquee mein rasam alag sab se bethna
Buut-Khana bhi, Haram bhi, Kaleesa bhi chor day

Utho Meri Dunya K Garibon Ko Jaga Do

Utho meri dunya k garibon ko jaga do
Khak-e-umra k dar-o-diwar hila do

Garmao gulamon ka lahu soz-e-yaqin se
kunjishk-e-phiromaya ko shahin se lara do

sultani-e-jamahur ka ata hai zamana
jo naqsh-e-kuhan tum ko nazar aye mita do

jis khet se dahqan ko mayassar nahin rozi
us khet k har khosha-e-gandum ko jala do

kyon khaliq-o-makhluq mein hayal rahen parde
piran-e-kalisa ko kalisa se hata do

main nakhush-o-bezar hun marmar k silon se
mere liye mitti ka haram aur bana do

tahazib-e-nawin kargah-e-shishagaran hai
adab-e-junun shayr-e-mashriq ko sikha do

Sitaron Se Age Jahan Aur Bhi Hain

Sitaron se age jahan aur bhi hain
Abhi ishq k imtihan aur bhi hain

Tabhi zindagi se nahin ye fazayen
Yahan saikaron karawan aur bhi hain

Kanat na kar alam-e-rang-o-bu par
Chaman aur bhi, ashiyan aur bhi hain

Agar kho gaya ek nasheman to kya gam
maqamat-e-ah-o-fugan aur bhi hain

Tu shahin hai parwaz hai kam tera
Tere samne asman aur bhi hain

Isi roz-o-shab mein ulajh kar na rah ja
K tere zamin-o-makan aur bhi hain

Gae din k tanha tha main anjuman mein
Yahan ab mere razadan aur bhi hain

Iqbal Terey Dais Ka Kia Haal Sunaon


Iqbal Terey Dais Ka Kia Haal Sunaon
Bebaki-O-Haq Goi Se Ghabrata Hai Momin,

Makkari-O-Farebi Pe Itrata Hai Momin,
Jis Rizq Se Parwaz Mein Kotahi Ka Darr Ho,

Wo Rizq Ab Barray Shoq Se Khata Hai Momin,
Kirdar Ka, Guftar Ka, Aamaal Ka Momin,

Qail Nahi Aisay Kisi Janjal Ka Momin,
Sarhad Ka Momin Hai Tou Koi Punjab Ka Momin,

Dhonde Se Bhi Milta Nahi, Quran Ka Momin,
Iqbal Terey Dais Ka Kia Haal Sunaon!

Dr Allama Mohammad Iqbal:



A Very Well Said By :

Dr Allama Mohammad Iqbal :

Jin Kay Aaangan Main Ameeri Ka Shajar Lagta Hai..!

Un Ka Har Aib Zamanay Ko Hunar Lagta Hai..!

main sar jhuka k kah donga ,apny rab k saamnay



main sar jhuka k kah donga ,apny rab k saamnay

iqbal,

k hazaron ghunah ho gay teri rehmat k naaz pay

Saturday, January 28, 2012

WO JO NAKSH THAY TERI YAD K....:(


Wo jo naksh thay teri yad k mujhay khuwab kasay dikha gaey.....

kabhi waqt rah main ruk gia kabhi phool lot k aa gaey......



wo jo geet tum nay suna nhn meri umer bhar ka riaz tha....

meray dard ki thi wo dastan jisay tum hansi main urra gaey....



ye jo silsala sa hai piyar ka main nay dakha is main ye mojza....

wo jo lafz meray gumaan main thay wo teri zuban pay aa gaey....



meri umer say na simat sakay meray dil main itnay swal thay...:(

teray pas jitnay jawab thay meri ek nigaah main aa gaey......



_--_--_--_--_--CHALO BE KHUWAB HO JAEN_--_--_--_--_--_--_--

TUMHARA NAAM LIKHTA HON.....



Main subh o sham

likhta hon

jahan main jitni bhi achi

zubanain boli jati hain

main un say lafz chunta hon

TUMHARA NAAM LIKHTA HON

TUMHARA NAAM LIKHTA HON.......

'arz-e-niyaaz-e-ishq ke qaabil naheeN raha


'arz-e-niyaaz-e-ishq ke qaabil naheeN raha
jis dil pe naaz tha mujhe wo dil naheeN raha

jaata hooN daaGH-e-hasarat-e-hastee liye hue
hooN shamma'a_kushta darKHur-e-mehfil naheeN raha

marne ki 'ei dil aur hee tadabeer kar ki maiN
shaayaan-e-dast-o-baazu-e-​qaatil naheeN rahaa

bararoo-e-shash jihat dar-e-aaina_baaz hai
yaaN imtiaz-e-naakis-o-qaamil naheeN rahaa

waa kar diye haiN shauq ne band-e-naqaab-e-husn
GHair_az nigaah ab koee haayal naheeN raha

go maiN raha, rahee na sitam haaye rozgaar
lekin tere KHayaal se GHaafil naheeN raha

dil se hawa-e-kisht-e-wafa miT gayee ki waaN
haasil siwaay hasrat-e-haasil naheeN raha

bedaad-e-ishq se naheeN Darta magar 'Asad'
jis dil pe naaz tha mujhe wo dil naheeN raha.

Agar mein hadh se guzar jaon to mujhe maaf kardena



Agar mein hadh se guzar jaon to mujhe maaf kardena
Tere dil mein utar jaaon to mujhe maaf kardena

Yun hi ghusey mein akar dant dena to meri adat hai
Agar aesa main kar jaaon to mujhe maaf kardena

Raste mein tujhe dekh kar teri deed ki hatir
Pal bhar jo theher jaaon to mujhe maaf kardena

Teri pal bhar

Mohabat ko agar samjho, to tmhari zaat jesi he…!



Muhabbat is tarah jaise gulabi titliyon k pr,
Mohabat zindgani ki jabeen-e-naz ka jhoomr,
Muhabbat arzoo ki seep ka anmol sa gohar,
Mohabat aas ki dhoop me umeed ki chaadar,
Mohabat hi tery gesu,
teri palken,
teri ankhen,
Mohabat he teri baaten,
Mohabat he tmhary hijar ki or wisl ki raaten,
Mohabat he teri dharkan,
Mohabat he teri saansen,
Mohabat tmhari baat jesi he,
Mohabat ko agar samjho, to tmhari zaat jesi he…!

Unglian toot gaen pather tarashte tarashte!!


Unglian toot gaen pather tarashte tarashte
‘Faraz”!!
Aur jab bani soorat-e-yaar tu kharidar aa gaye..:((

Romentic SMS-jisam uska bhi hai matti ka meri trha...



jisam uska bhi hai matti ka meri trha...
fir mera hi DIL ko uski Talab kiyun hai...!!

Pyar ka Dard: Paa'o Ke Chhaaly



Ro-Ro Ke Poocha Hai Humse Paa'o Ke Chhaal'on Ne,
Basti Kitni Door Basa Lee Hai Dil Mein Basne waalon Ne..

Poetry SMS: Main Jeene Ki Dua Chahta Hon


 Main Jeene Ki Dua Chahta Hon

Magar Us k Badle Wafa Chahta Hon

Ho Ishq-e-Haqaqi Ya Ishq-e-Mijazi

Tere Ruk Se Chilman Jo Ser Ke Zara Si

Ho Khera'Nazar Wo Ziya Chahta Hon

Guzari Hai Shab Main Ne Gin Gin K Taare

Seher Main Seher Dekhna Chahta Hon

Nikalti Hai Ban Sajh K Tu Apne Ghar Se

Ba'Khuda Kher K Aur Kya Chahta Hon

Muhabbat Main Narazgi Bhi Zarori

Manana Tujhe Har Dafa Chahta Hon

Khayali Khayali , Gulabi Gulabi

Main Teri Ankhon Main Tere , Haya Chahta Hon

Ye Kali Ghaata Hai K Shab Ki Siyahi

Main Zulfon Ki Taza Hawa Chahta Hon

Ye Barkha Par Rim jhim Rango Ka Mousam

Main Chunri Ki Qos-o-Khiza Chahta Hon

Wo Barish K Mousam Main Milne Ka Wada

Mian Bheega Badan Dekhna Chahta Hon

Tarasa Gaya Sang-e-Mar Mar Se Tujh Ko

Khad-o-Khal Par Main Rida Chahta Hon

Bicharne Ka Tujh Se Nahi Main Ne Socha

Main Bas Deed Ki Intiha Chahta Hon

Salamat rahe Sab Dua Hai "Jamal" Ki

Urdu Poetry - Kasam Ley Lo Tumhare Bin


Kasam Ley Lo
Tumharay Bin...


Kisi ka Khwaab dekha Ho,

Kisi ko Hum Ne chaha Ho,

Kisi ko Hum Ne Socha Ho,

Kisi ki Aarzu ki Ho,

Kisi ki Justujoo ki Ho,

Kisi ki Raah dekhi Ho,

Kisi ka Qurb Maanga Ho,

Kisi Ko Sath Rakha Ho,

Kisi Se Aas Rakhi Ho,

Koi Umeed Baandhi Ho,

Koi dil Mein Utara Ho,

FrInDs 4 eVeR Wonderful SMS: Main Apne Aap Ko Adhura Sa Mehsoos




Main Apne Aap Ko Adhura Sa Mehsoos Kerta Hoon
Jane Kon Chor Gaya Hai Mujhe Tameer Karte Karte…!!!!

Nice SMS: main un k dekhne ki ada dekhta raha


Wo dekhte rahy mera zubun haal adam

Aur main un k dekhne ki ada dekhta raha

Tune yeh phool jo zulfon mein

Tune yeh phool jo zulfon mein sajaa rakha hai,
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Ek diya hai jo andheron mein jala rakha hai...

Jaane kab aaya koi dil mein

Jaane kab aaya koi dil mein jakhna wala,
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Isiliye main ne giraban khula rakha hai...

Har Ik Lehza Yehi Aarzoo Yehi Hasrat

Har Ik Lehza,Yehi Aarzoo Yehi Hasrat..

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Jo Aag Dil Mein Hai Woh Sheir Mein Dhal Jaaye..

MajbooriyaN hamari

MajbooriyaN hamari woh jan na sakay

GuzarisheN hamari woh maan na sakay

Kahtay hain woh marnay ke baad bhi yaad rakheN gay hameN

Jo jitay jee hameN "PAHCHAAN" nah sakay....

Khamoosh Palkian

Khamosh palkon pe dariya ruka hai abi,

Tumhare intezar me ek lamha ruka hai abi,

Sadiyon ka faasla to tay ker liya hum ne,

Sirf do qadmo ka safar ruka hai abi,

Waqt ke sagar pe rawan ho tum yeh jan lo,

Tumhare pyar ke liye ek shaks ruka hai abi,

Ajao k zindagi tamam na ho jye meri,

Baray ehtamam se mout ko tala hai abi,

Sadaain de de ke bay aawaz na ho jaon kahin me,

Ajao laut ke ek jumla meri zuban pe ruka hai abi.

MAJBOORIYAN HAMARI ... Poetry SMS

MajbooriyaN hamari woh jan na sakay

GuzarisheN hamari woh maan na sakay

Kahtay hain woh marnay ke baad bhi yaad rakheN gay hameN

Jo jitay jee hameN "PAHCHAAN" nah sakay....

Naya Saal Mubark Ho

Din Guzar Gaya Hai Intezaar Mai
Raat Guzar Gayi Intezaar Mai
Naya Saal Mubark Ho Aapko
Ye To Beet Gaya Aapke SMS K Intezar Mai

Tamasha dekha nahi jata

Dosti mai dil ka tamasa dekha nahi jata,
Humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahijata.
Apne hisse ki sari khusiya lutadu tumper,
Humse tera utra hua chehara dekha..

Students Shayari SMS

Ata Hai Yad Wo School Ka Zamana,
Wo Misso Ki Hatana Phir Madam K Pas Jana,

Wo Ek Dosre Ko Bachana,
Koi Ek Pareshan Ho To Sab Ka Mil K Samjana,

Wo 7 Beth Kar Hasna Muskurana,
Shararat Kar K Chup Jana,

Wo Urdu Aur Islamiat K Peri0d Me Sojana,
Miss K Jane K Bad ‘Pakau’ Ka Nara Lagana..!

Na Bhulay Gye Wo Din Aur Na Batain,
Agar Kuch Hai To Bas Yadain He Yadain….

Barsat ke pheli raat

Barsat ki rat

Ek bheegi larki

Bheege kapre

Bheegi zulfain

Bheegay hont

Us se nazren mili

Dekh kar es dharakte dil ne kaha

EINU kal bukhar howay e howay

Mana kay bura houn

- Mana k bura hoon magar itna bhi nahi,,
” Kuch nazron se gira hoon magar itna bhi nahi,,
- Koi koshish to kare mujhe sametny ki,,
” Main toot k bikhra hoon magar itna bhi nahi…

- Kon kehta hai hum waqif nahi Adab-e-Muhabbat se “shakar,,
” Thora sa bewafa houn magar itna bhi nahi.

Hosla Bhee azma lena chahiay

Kabhi hosla bhi azzma lena chahiye
Bure waqt mein bhi muskurana chahiye
Aur jab saat din bhi naa mite khujli
Toh aath wae din naha lena chahiye.

Thanks and i love you

You’ve seen me Laugh

You’ve seen me Cry

And always you were there with Me

I may not have always said it

But thanks and I Love You

Happy Mother’s Day.

Hasraton ka jahan

Hasraton ke jahan me phir dhuan uthne laga
pyar me nakam dil jalane laga
kya khoob sajaya logon ne janaza mera
ki ab janaze me bhi dum ghutane laga.

Dekh meri chahat ke gehrai

Utar k Dekh Meri Chahat ki Gehrai Mai

Sochna Mere Bare Mai Raat ki Tanhai Mai

Agar ho Jae Meri Chahat ka Ehsas Tumhen

To Mily ga Mera Aks Tumhen Apni hi Perchai Mai.

Humain tu kab say pata tha

Humein to kab se pata tha k wo bewafa hai.
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Usay chaha is liye k shayad us ki fitrat badal jaye..

2 Kadam door

Sirf 2 Kadam Door har Kinara hoga,
Socho kitna Khubsurat ye Nazara hoga,
Bas Dil jo kahe uuse Karna Dimag se,
Fir Dekhna jo Sochoge wo Tumhara hoga.

Kitanboon Ne Kia Diya Mujh Ko

khara hoon aj bhi roti ke chaar harf liye



sawal ye hai kitaboon ne kia dia mujh ko..........!

Say No To Studies :->

Dill Jo Toota

~:dil jo TooTaa to ka`ee haath du'aa ko uTThe
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Aise maaHaul meiN ab kis ko paraayaa samjhuN !:~

Kis Baat Ka Gham Hai

Gham Ka Izhaar

Apney DIL Ko

Cute Shair

Congratulation PAKISTAN

Valentine Day Miss You SMS

Message:*Some Text Missing*
Sender:Name Missing*
*Number Missing
*Sent:Date Missing
*Missing U A Lot Thats Y
Everything Is Missing….

Happy Valentine Day

Valentine Day Question SMS

I Was Asked About Newton’s Law
And I Said I Don’t Know.

I Was Questioned
On The Current President Of USA And
I Wasn’t Sure
If It Is Clinton Or Bush.

But When I Was Asked
On Who I Love,
The Only Answer I Can Think Of, Is You.

Valentine Loved By You

Let The World Stop Turning,
Let The Sun Stop Burning,
Let Them Tell Me Love’s
Not Worth Going Through.
If It All Falls Apart,
I Will Know Deep In My Heart,
The Only Dream That Mattered Had Come True

In This Life I Was Loved By You.

Valentine Day Dreams 2010

I Dream About You Evey Night
I Shiver When Your In Sight
I Long To Hold You Close N Tight
I Wanna Be There With All My Might
I M Just Hoping I’m The Girl Whos Right

Happy Valentine Day Shayari SMS

Apke Aane Se Zindagi Kitni Khubsoorat Hai,
Dil Me Basayi Hai Jo Woh Apki Hi Surat Hai,
Dur Jaana Nahi Humse Kabhi Bhulker Bhi,
Hume Har Kadam Per Aapki Zarurat Hai.

One Heart Praying 4 You

3 – 2 = One Heart Praying 4 You
1 + 1= Two Eyes Looking For You
3+2= Five Sensesmissing You.
4+3= Seven Days In A Week I Desire You.
7+5= 12months Asking God To Bless You

Valentine Shairy 2010

Lamhe Judai Ke Bekarar Karte Hain,
Haalat Meri Mujhe Laachar Karte Hain,
Aankhe Meri Pad Lo Kabhi,
Ham Khud Kaise Kahe Ki
Hum Aapse Pyaar Karte Hain.

Latest Valentine Day 2010 SMS

Ur Precious Love Has Turned
My Life Completely Around,
I Feel Lik Im Wlaking But
My Feet Dont Seem 2 Touch D Ground..!!

Happy Valentine Day

Wish You Valentine

|”"”| |”,”"|

| |,/\,| ISH YOU

|_____/\_____|

VERY VERY

|”"”|___|’”"‘|

| APPY

|___¡”"”|___|valentine day

“”"”"” ,,’,, ,,

Valentine Day 2010 Texts

Red Or White
Short Or Tall
Wrapped In Silver
Not Wrapped At All
Under Covers
Inside A Box
Shapes & Sizes
Love Comes In Lots.

Happy Valentine Day

Zakham Denay ka andaz

Zakham dene ka andaz kuch aisa he ,
Zakham dekar poochte hen ab haal kaisa he ,

Kisi ek se gila kya karna yaaro ,
Saari duniya ka mizaj ek jaisa ha.

Valentine Day Sms

Aansu aa jatay hain ankhoun main

Aansu Aa Jaate Hain Aankhon Mein,
Par Labon Pe Hasi Laani Parti Hai,

Yeh Mohabbat Bhi Kya Cheez Hai Faraz,
Jis Se Karte Hain Usi Se Chupaani Parti Hai.

Valentine Day Sms

Milnay kee aas

Mudat se thi jin se milne ki aas,
Khawahish-e-deedar ko apne DIL men daba diya,

Ksi ne di khabar un k aane ki rat ko,
itna kia chragan k gher tak jala diya…

Iss umeed ko kabhi tootnay na dena

“Is umeed ko kabhi tootne mat dena
Dil ka rishta kam hone mat dena,,
“kai dost milenge mujhse bhi ache,,
“Bas meri jaga kisi ko lene mat dena….
More Valentine Day Sms

The Perfect Rose (Valentine Special)

The Perfect Rose (Valentine Special)
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On a Wing of Lovers Dreams
Down the Spiral of our mind
Many beauteous Crystal Scenes
Unfold, the Perfect land to find
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At Rainbows end the perfect Gems
Create new colours, Never seen
By a Human eye, ne’ere Aeons when
The gods reflect such happenings been
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There yonder Heavens marbled Gate
The Womb of precious Gossamer Thread
Wherein the Melt of lovers fate
With God’s great heart is truly Wed
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The Union of the Sweetness melt
Of all that’s Pure in flakes sublime
.
Love himself in Passion felt
To blend and merge his Hall of Time
.
So to this Crystal Womb of Light
All that Mankind as Precious knows
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To faerie weave in Laughter bright
This one, this only, Perfect Rose
.
So look upon this Perfect Rose
No words describe, no perfect Prose
Come near the Beauty of this flower
Cast by Love’s hand, in Lovers Bower

I LOVE You............

Question:

I___________YOU,

What Would U Like To Say Me On 14 Feb?
Select From These
12
38
70
19
55
68
92
51
99
07
Reply Must..! Plz

My Rose is U , rose sms

My Rose is U , rose sms
In the Flower, My Rose is U.
In the Diamond, My Kohinoor is U.
In the Sky, My Moon is U.
I’m only Body, My Heart is U.
That’s Y i always Miss You !!

Dil Ney Kaha Bhi Tha Mat Chah Usey Paaglon Ki Tarha,



Dil Ney Kaha Bhi Tha Mat Chah Usey Paaglon Ki Tarha,
" Wasi"
Woh Maghroor Ho Jaaye Ga Teri 'MUHABBAT' ki intiha dekh kar.!

phool shakh se bichry to kahin ka nahi rehta

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phool shakh se bichry to kahin ka nahi rehta
Wasi
tum khud ko juda meri zaat se kuch soch k
kerna.....

Samandar main utarta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain


Samandar main utarta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain
Teri ankhon ko parhta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain


Tumhara naam lene ki ijazat chin gayee jab se
Koi bhi lafz likhta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain


yadon ki khushbu khirkion main raqs karti hain
In main sulagta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain


Hans kar jheel leta hoon judai ki sabhi rasmain gele
jab galay us ke lagat hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain


Jane is qadar ho gaya hassa main kab se
Kisi se baat karta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain


Woh sab guzray hoye lamhat mujhye yaad atye hain
Tumharye khat ko parhta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain


Main sara din buhut masroof rehta hoon
magar joonhi Qadam chokat pe rakhta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain


Tere koochay se ab mera talluq wajbi sa hai
Mgar jab bhi guzarta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain


Hazaron mosamon ki hukmrani hai mere dil par
Main jab bhi hansta hoon to ankhain bheeg jati hain

Aisa toota hai tamannaaon ka pindaar ke bass.....


aisa toota hai tamannaaon ka pindaar ke bass.....
dil nay jheelay hain muhabbat main wo azaar ke bass.....

ik jhoonkay main zamaana meray haathoon say gaya....
is qadaq taiz huwee waqt ki raftaar ke basss.....

tu kbhi mujhay rakh ke daikh bazaar ke beech......
is tarah toot ke aain gay kharidaar ke basss.....

kal bhi saddiyoon ki musaafat say paay thay dunoon.....
darmiyaan aaj bhi perti hai wo deewar ke bass....

ye tu ik zid hai main shikaayat na karoon warna.....
shikway tu hain itnay meray yaar ke basss.....!!!

Wasi Shah-Jinhein Hum Azeez tou Hein Mgr Apni Masrofiat K Baad



"" PYAR ""Ka Dawa Krne Wale Kuch Aise Log Bhi Hein

Wasi…

Jinhein Hum Azeez tou Hein Mgr Apni Masrofiat K Baad….

Wasi Shah poetry-Sath Chalnay Ko To Chalay Thay Log Buhat



Sath Chalnay Ko To Chalay Thay Log Buhat Say
"WASI"
Lekin Meri Manzil Tak Ka Sathi Mera Saya Hi Raha...!!!

Wasi Shah:Kash key teri ankho ka pAni ban jaou mai




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Kash key teri ankho ka pani ban jaou mai

. . . 'WASI' . . . . .

Or tou kabhi nAh rouye mUjhy khou deny ky Dar say . . . '!!

Hum Galat Thay Chalo Itna To Maan Letay Hain,

 
Hum Galat Thay Chalo Itna To Maan Letay Hain,

“WASI”

Kya Wo Shakhs Theek Tha jo Badal Gya, Itna Qareeb Aanay Ke baad :'(

Friday, January 27, 2012

MAAN KI DUA

Andhere hain rasty, diya Le Kar jana.
Apne Aansuon ki zia Le Kar jana.
Tumhen haadson se bacha Le gi Hamesha..
Suno GHAR se “MAA KI DUA” Le Kar JANA.
  maan ki dua

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

Year 1.Janu

Year 2: G.

Year 3: Sunte ho?

Year 4: bunty k pappa

Year 5: Kahan mar gaye?

Year 6: Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Recently fired stock trader

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

Any boyfriend before marriage

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband is liver & wife is kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails.

If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Wife: Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!

Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Husband, wife & spare tyre

HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

Why Husbands Avoid Answers

Why Husbands Avoid Answers!!

WIFE: Will U Marry Again If I Died?
HUSBAND: Noway!

W: Why Not, Don’t U Like Being Married?
H: Of Course I Do!!

W: Then Y Wouldn’t U Remarry?
H: Okay, I’d Get Married Again!

W: U Would?
H: ….?

W: Would U Live In Our House?
H: Sure, It’s A Great House!

W: Would She Sleep With In My Bed?
H: Where Else Would She Sleep?

W: Would U Let Her Drive My Car?
H: Yeah, Its Almost Brand New!!

W: Would U Give Her My Jewelry?
H: No, I’m Sure She’d Want Her Own

W: Would She Wear My Shoes?
H: No, Her Size Is 6

W: -Silence-
H: Shit!! :-P

Can I make a call to my wife?

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Recently fired stock trader

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

Woh dekho larki wao!

Husbnd apni Wife sy: Wo Dekho Larki Mje Smile de Rahi hai.

Wife: Smile Nai de Rahi, jab Mene b Apko Pehli bar Dekha Tha to Meri b Hasi Nikl gai Thi. :-)

Petrol Pump Chalty Hain...

• Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D

Women start with “W”

You know why women starts with ‘W’…

because all questions start with “W�.. !

Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!

My Wife is always wid me

A man was asked 2 explain dis saying:

Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes.

Man said:
My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes.
;-)

Finally Wife..............Funny SMS

You know why women starts with ‘W’…

because all questions start with “W�.. !

Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!

Husband And WIfe

An argument between
a couple

Husband: Don't let
the animal in me
...come out ... !

Wife: Huh !
Who's scared of a
MOUSE ... :P ;->

Compare Saali and Wife?

What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is beauty,
Wife is duty,
Saali is pension,
Wife is tension,
Saali is yummy,
Wife is vehmi,
Saali is pataka,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tutti-fruity,
Wife is kismat phutti,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake…..!

Agr me gum ho jaon tu tum kia kro ge?

Wife:Agr me gum ho jaon tu tum kia kro ge?

Hsbnd:
Mai akhbar me ishtehar donga.

Wife: Kya likhwao ge?

Hsbnd:
"/('.')/" JINU LABI )( ODI.

Itni slow awaz Me kis se Baatkar rahe ho?

Wife:Itni slow awaz Me kis se Baat kar rahe ho?

Husband:
Bahen se,,

Wife:
Bahen Se Itni Slow Awaz me Bolne ki kya zaroorat Hai?

Husband:
Tumhari jo Hai....

Wife To Husband Disscussion

ife ghusse se:

Mujhe lagta hy tum mujh se bilkul piyar nai karte



Husband:
To Kiya Ye 14 Bachay Tariq Aziz show se jeet k laya hn :)

"Best shopping ever"

Best shopping ever
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Husband ne paan kharid kr wife ko dia
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Wife: Ap ne apnay liye Q nhe lia?
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Husband:
Main toh waisay bhi khaam0sh reh sakta hon:-D

"14 Bachay Tariq Aziz show se jeet k laya hn :)

Wife ghusse se:

Mujhe lagta hy tum mujh se bilkul piyar nai karte,





Husband:

To Kiya Ye 14 Bachay Tariq Aziz show se jeet k laya hn :)

Winter has come

-> S
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Swee
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Sweete
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Sweeter

Nikaal Lo, Sardiyan Aagai Hain. :-)

Happy Winter

The taste of Oranges,The walk in Frost,
The Golden sunlight,
The beauty of autumn colors,
The magic of wet red leaves,

"Happy Winter"

HapPy FirST touch Of Winter

HapPy FirST touch Of Winter...

,:*"*;,
,:*"*;, *; %,*;
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__)(__

Have A GREeT winTer!
have a nice journey...

"HAPPY" "WINTER" "SEASON"

/ / " ,, " ,, " ,, " ,, "
(' ; ' ) ,, " ,, " ,, " ,, "
(,,)(,,) ,," ,, " ,, " ,, "
OoOoOoOo..SARDI.

"HAPPY"
"WINTER"
"SEASON"

HAPPY THUND

Orh lo razaiyan aa gayi thand
Hath dalo pockets k andar or khirkian kr Lo band

Kha kha k mongphalian phela do gand

Mere sab doston ko bht bht

HAPPY THUND!:-)

Happy fall season

November gave hundreds of leaves.
If these leaves were wishes,

i would have send u a woodland ful of hapines
to wish u a bright fall.

Happy fall season...:-)

Happy First Feel of Winter

The taste of Oranges,
The walk in Frost,The Golden sunlight,

The beauty of autumn colors,
The magic of wet red leaves,

"Happy First Feel of Winter"

Aaj ek razai or lay loo

Aaj … Aaj…… Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo…

Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo… .

Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo…

Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo…

Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo…

Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo…

Kya Pata…. Kal Thand Ho Na Ho ! !!

Sardi ka message

Happy Winter Season
Magr sukha sukha nahi, jistarh khali msg mein hi keh dia jata hy…
Balky tamaam lwazmat b sath bheijay ja rhay hain..
Ye lo…pop corn
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Or ye…
moong phalien
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Ye apka muffler
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Or ye raha sweater
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bus thanks kehne ki zarort nhi hy.

SARDI Ki Wajah Se

DIL Ki Dharkanen RUK C Gai Hain
SAANSE Meri THAM C Gai Hay
Pucha DIL K Doctor Se HUMNE
Pata Chala Is DIL Me AAPKI YAADEN
SARDI Ki Wajah Se JAM C Gai Hain.

Phoolon Wali Razaee

Main To Phoolon Wali Razaee
Lay Ker So Raha Tha
**FARAZ**

Kambakht Koi Raat Ko Phoolon
Ko Pani Day Gaya....

Happy Winter Season

Zabat Ka Mosam

Aa Ja Keh Abi Zabat Ka Mosam Nhi Guzra
Aa Ja Keh Abi Barf Paharo Pe Jami Hi
Khushboo’n Ke Dareechon Se Sitaron Ki Haddon Tak
Es Shehr Me Sab Kuch Hi Bas Teri Kami Hai winter sms

Winter or Sardi Shayari

Yaad Ha Mein Kia Tha, Per Ab Jane Kia Ho Gaya
Aainey Mein Shakal Dekhey Ik Zamana Ho Gaya
Khatam Hoti Diary, Girtey Hueye Patay Riaz
Aa Gaya Mah-E-Sard, Saal Poorha Ho Gaya.

(Happy Winter Season)

Snow Of Winter

Rain Of Summer, Snow Of Winter
Grace Of Autumn, Glory Of Spring
May Beauty Of Every Season
Give Ur Heart A Beautiful Reason
Happy Winter Season.

Mosam Ne Li Angrai

Mosam Ne Li Angrai
Or Hm Ne Chori Razai,
Mungphali Se Hui Larai
Icecream Ghr Me I,
Cofy Se Mu Mor Lia
Cold Drink Se Nata
Jor Lia

SEASON’S GREETNGS For You ;)

More Winter SMS



urdu winter sms

Proposal Or Weather Report

Boy:
You Are Sunshine Of My Life,
Without You Life Is Cloudy,
You Are In My Heart
Like Rainy Water For Barren Land

Girl:
Janu! Is It Proposal Or Weather Report?

Winter Shayari

Yaad Ha Mein Kia Tha, Per Ab Jane Kia Ho Gaya
Aainey Mein Shakal Dekhey Ik Zamana Ho Gaya
Khatam Hoti Diary, Girtey Hueye Patay Riaz
Aa Gaya Mah-E-Sard, Saal Poorha Ho Gaya.w

(Happy Winter Season)

Hard times are like washing machine

Hard Times Are Like a Washing Machine,
They Twist,
Turn & Knock Us Around,
But In The End we Come Out
Cleaner, Brighter & Better Than Before…

Be the wind to drive others

A leaf which falls from d tree is at d mercy of wind,
it goes wherever wind takes it..

be d wind 2 drive others,
not d leaf to be driven by others.!

Ashfaq Ahmed Likhtay Hain…

Ashfaq Ahmed Likhtay Hain…
1 Sawal Ne Mujhe Bohat Pareshan Keya!
MOMIN Aur MUSLIM Mein Kya Faraq Hai?
Bohat Logon Se Pucha Lekin Kissi K Jawab Se Mutmin Na Hua…
1 Daffa 1 Village Se Guzra
Dekha K 1 Baba G Gannay Ka Russ Nikaal Rahay Hain
Na Janay Dill Mein Kheyaal Aaya K Inn Se Sawal Poochon
Tou Main Ne Salam Keya Aur Ijazat Lae Kar Sawal Btaaya
He Thought & Replied!
“Muslim Wo Hai Jo ALLAH Ko Manta Hai…….”
Aur
“Momin Wo Hai Jo ALLAH Ki Manta Hai”

Shetan kia lene aega?

1 yahoodi ne ek buzrg se pocha,

k jb hum ibadat krty hen to humein koi khayal,waswasa nhi ata jb K main ne suna hy

ap log Namaz parhty ho to zehn me bht se khayalat ate hen.

Buzrg ne jawab dia:

k, 2 makan hen 1 khali hay dusra Heero se bhara hy,Batao chor kis makan me jaey ga

Yahoodi bola:

dosry makan me

buzrg ne jawab dia:

yhi haal kafir or Muslman K dil ka hy. Jis ka dil pehly hi emaan se khali ho waha

shetan kia lene aega?

¤Subhan Allah¤

"Use Tum Pe Etbar Kitna Tha"

Agar Tum Kisi Ko Dhoka Dene Mai Kameyab Ho Jao To

Ye Mat Samjho K

"Wo Kitna Bewkoof Hay"

Balkay Ye Socho K

"Use Tum Pe Etbar Kitna Tha"

"Mohbat Ho To Aisi Ho"

"Kya Aap Jante Hain,,

Dono Ankhon K Drmyan Kya Rishta Hai?

Jub Dekhti Hain To 1 Sath Dekhti Hain,

Jub Muskrati Hain To 1 Sath Muskrati Hain,

Jub Roti Hain To 1 Sath Roti Hain,

Jub Soti Hain To 1 Sath Soti Hain,

Jub-K Dono Ne 1 Dosry Ko Dekha Tak nahi,
(( Mohbat Ho )) (( To Aisi Ho ))

"1 Mahinay Tak Kitabain Parhnay Se Behtar Hai"

1 Danishwar Ka Qol Hai K,

""1 Aqal'Mand Se Kuch Dair Baat Karna,
1 Mahinay Tak Kitabain Parhnay Se Behtar Hai""

"1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota"

1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota,
Magar Phir B
1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jae To Wo B Lakh Nahi Rehta

Hum Ap K Lakhon Doston Me Bus Wohi 1 Rupia Hen!
yad rakhna.

Agr ye ishq ha Tou,Hawas kya ha???

Daawa Wafa ka aur Tamana Qurb ki....

Agr ye ishq ha Tou,Hawas kya ha???

Dr Allama Mohammad Iqbal:


A Very Well Said By :

Dr Allama Mohammad Iqbal :

Jin Kay Aaangan Main Ameeri Ka Shajar Lagta Hai..!

Un Ka Har Aib Zamanay Ko Hunar Lagta Hai..! 

Dont love too much

Dont trust too much
Dont love too much,
Dont hope too much...
because that TOO MUCH can hurt you TOO MUCH :(

SaY SomE thing If u ArE ever hurted by SoMeOnE... !!

(¯`•.•´¯) (¯`•.•´¯)
... *`•.¸(¯`•.•´¯)¸.•´ ♥
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*`•.¸(¯`•.•´¯)¸.•´ ♥
☆ º ♥ `•.¸.•´ ♥ º ☆ .¸♥ ÞrĩŅčës Ņëlo ♥¸.•´¯`♥

"Zardari ka daur hai"

Macher ne 1 Admi ko din me kat lia,

Admi: Tum to raat me kaat'te thay?

Macher bola:Zardari ka daur hai,

Ghar k Halaat kharab hain,

overtime laga raha hoon......

"Shiri Rehman Farmati hay"

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

Wah wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

Liken koi jotay say na maray mairay dewane ko

Us Ne Sukuut-E-Shab Main Bhii Apanaa Payaam Rakh Diyaa

Us ne sukuut-e-shab main bhii apanaa payaam rakh diyaa,
Hijr kii raat baam par maah-e-tamaam rakh diyaa,

Aamad-e-dost kii naviid kuu-e-vafaa main aam thii,
Main ne bhii ik chiraaG-saa dil sar-e-shaam rakh diyaa,

Dekho ye mere Khvaab the dekho ye mere zaKhm hain,
Main ne to sab hisaab-e-jaan barsar-e-aam rakh diyaa,

Us ne nazar nazar main hii aise bhale suKhan kahe,
Main ne to us ke paanon main saaraa kalaam rakh diyaa,

Shiddat-e-tishnagii main bhii Gairat-e-maikashii rahii,
Us ne jo pher lii nazar main ne bhii jaam rakh diya,

Aur 'Faraz' chaahiiye kitanii muhabbatain tujhe,
Ke maaon ne tere naam par bachchon ka naam rakh diyaa...

Zakhm Ko Phul To Sar Sar Ko Saba Kahte Hain

Zakhm ko phul to sar sar ko saba kahte hain,
Jane kya daur hai kya log hain kya kahte hain,

Kya qayamat hai ke jin ke liye ruk ruk ke chale,
Ab wahi log hamain abalapa kahte hain,

Koi batalao ke ik umr ka bichara mahabub,
Ittefaqan kahin mil jaye to kya kahte hain,

Ye bhi andaz-e-sukhan hai ke jafa ko teri,
Gamza-o-ishva-o-andaz-o-ada kahte hain,

Jab talak dur hai tu teri parastish kar lain,
Ham jise chu na sakain us ko khuda kahte hain,

Kya tajjub hai ke ham ahl-e-tamanna ko 'Faraz',
Wo jo maharum-e-tamanna hain bura kahte hain...

Ye Kya K Sab Se Bayan Dil Ki Halaten Karni

Ye kya k sab se bayan dil ki halaten karni,
'FARAZ' tujh ko na ain muhabbaten karani,

Ye qurb kya hai k tu samane hai aur hamain,
Shumar abhi se judai ki sa'aten karani,

Koi khuda ho k patthar jise bhi ham chahen,
Tamam umr usi ki ibadaten karni,

Sab apne apne qarine se muntazir us k,
Kisi ko shukr kisi ko shikayaten karani,

Ham apne dil se hain majabur aur logon ko,
Zara si bat pe barpa qayamaten karani,

Milen jab un se to mubaham si guftagu karna,
Phir apne ap se sau-sau vazahaten karani,

Ye log kaise magar dushmani nibhaten hain,
Hamin ko ras na ain muhabbaten karani,

Kabhi 'Faraz' naye mausamon main ro dena,
Kabhi talash purani raqabaten karani...

Us Ko Juda Hue Bhi Zamana Bahut Hua

Us ko juda hue bhi zamana bahut hua,
Ab kya kahen ye qissa purana bahut hua,

Dhalti na thi kisi bhi jatan se shab-e-firaq,
Ai marg-e-nagahan tera ana bahut hua,

Ham khuld se nikal to gaye hain par ai khuda,
Itne se vaqaye ka fasana bahut hua,

Ab ham hain aur sare zamane ki dushmani,
Us se zara rabt barhana bahut hua,

Ab kyon na zindagi pe muhabbat ko var den,
Is ashiqi main jan se jana bahut hua,

Ab tak to dil ka dil se tarruf na ho saka,
Mana k us se milna milana bahut hua,

Kya kya na ham kharab hue hain magar ye dil,
Ai yad-e-yar tera thikana bahut hua,

Kahta tha nasehon se mere munh na aio,
Phir kya tha ek hu ka bahana bahut hua,

Lo phir tere labon pe usi bevafa ka zikr,
Ahmad 'Faraz' tujh se kaha na bahut hua...

Ye Meri Gazlen Ye Meri Nazmain Tamam Teri Hikayaten Hain

Ye meri gazlen ye meri nazmain tamam teri hikayaten hain,
Ye tazkary teri lutf k hain ye sher teri shikayaten hain,

Main sab teri nazr kar raha hun ye un zamanon ki s'aten hain,
Jo zindagi k naye safar main tujhe kisi roz yad ayen,

To ek ek harf ji uthega pahan k anfas ki qabayen,
Udas tanahaiyon k lamhon main nach uthengi ye apasarayen,

Mujhe teri dard k alava bhi aur dukh the, ye janta hun,
Hazar gam the jo zindagi ki talash main the, ye janta hun,

Mujhe khabar hai ki teri anchal main dard ki ret chanta hun,
Magar har ek bar tujh ko chu kar ye ret rang-e-hina bani hai,

Ye zakhm gulzar ban gaye hain ye ahen-sozan ghata bani hai,
Ye dard mauj-e-saba hua hai ye ag dil ki sada bani hai,

Aur ab ye sari mata-e-hasti ye phul ye zakhm sab tere hain,
Ye dukh k nauhe ye sukh k nagmain jo kal mere the vo ab tere hain,

Jo teri qurbat teri judai main kat gaye roz-o-shab tere hain,
Wo tera shayar tera muganni vo jis ki baten ajib si thi,

Wo jis k andaz khusro-vana the aur adayen garib si thin,
Wo jis k jine ki khvahishen bhi khud us k apne nasib si thin,

Na puch us ka ki vo divana bahut dinon ka ujar chuka hai,
Wo kohakan to nahin tha lekin kari chattanon se lar chuka hai,
Wo thak chuka hai aur us ka tesha usi k sehan main gar chuka hai...

Tere Hote Hue Mahfil Main Jalte Hain Chirag

Tere hote hue mahfil main jalte hain chirag,
Log kya sada hain suraj ko dikhate hain chirag,

Apni mahrumiyo pe sharminda hain,
Khud nahi rakhte to auro k bujhate hain chirag,

Bastiyan chand sitaro pe basane vale,
Kurra-e-arz bujhate jate hain chirag,

Kya Khabar hai un ko k daman bhi bharak uthte hain,
Jo zamane ki havaon se bachte hain chirag,

Aisi tarikiyan ankho main basi hain 'Faraz',
Raat to raat ham din ko jalate hain chirag...

Tum Bhi Khafa Ho Log Bhi Beraham Hain Dosto

Tum bhi khafa ho log bhi beraham hain dosto,
Ab ho chala yaqin k bure ham hain dosto,

Kis ko hamare hal se nisbat hai kya karain,
Ankhain to dushmano ki bhi purnam hain dosto,

Apne siva hamare na hone ka gam kise,
Apni talash main to ham hi ham hain dosto,

Kuch aj sham hi se hai dil bhi bujha bujha,
Kuch shahar k chirag bhi madham hain dosto,

Is shahar-e-arzu se bhi bahar nikal chalo,
Ab dil ki raunaqain bhi koi dam hain dosto,

Sab kuch sahi 'Faraz' par itna zarur hai,
Duniya main aise log bahut kam hain dosto...

Sakut-E-Sham-E-Khizan Hai Qarib A Jao

Sakut-e-sham-e-Khizan hai qarib a jao,
Bara udas saman hai qarib a jao,

Na tum ko Khud pe bharosa na ham ko zom-e-wafa,
Na aitabar-e-jahan hai qarib a jao,

Rah-e-talab main kisi ko dhyan nahin,
Hujum-e-hamsafaran hai qarib a jao,

Jo dasht-e-ishq main bichren vo umr bhar na mile,
Yahan yahan dhuan hi dhuan hai qarib a jao,

Ye andhian hain to shahar-e-vafa ki Khair nahin,
Zamana khakfashan hai qarib a jao,

Faqih-e-shahar ki majalis nahin k dur raho,
Ye bazm-e-pir-e-magan hai qarib a jao,

'Faraz' dur k suraj garub samajhe gaye,
Ye daur-e-kamnazara hai qarib a jao...

Ranjish Hi Sahi Dil Hi Dukhane Ke Liye Aa

Ranjish hi sahi dil hi dukhane ke liye aa,
a phir se mujhe choor ke jane ke liye aa,

pahale se marasim na sahi phir bhi kabhi to,
rasm-o-rahe duniya hi nibhane ke liye aa,

kis kis ko batayen ge judai ka sabab ham,
tu mujh se Khafa hai to zamane ke liye aa,

kuchh to mere pindar-e-muhabbat ka bharam rakh,
tu bhi to kabhi mujh ko manane ke liye aa,

ek umr se hoon lazzat-e-giriya se bhi maharum,
ai rahat-e-jan mujh ko rulane ke liye aa,

ab tak dil-e-Khush faham ko tujh se hain ummidain,
ye aKhiri shamain bhi bujhane ke liye aa,

mana ki muhabbat ka chupana bhi hai muhabbat,
chupake se kisi roz yeh jatane ke liye aa,

jaise tujhe ate hain na anye ke bahane,
aise hi kisi roz na jane ke liye aa...

Kuch Muhtasibon K Khilwat Main Kuch Waiz K Ghar Jati Hai

Kuch muhtasibon k khilwat main kuch waiz k ghar jati hai,
Ham bada-kashon k hise ko ab jam main kam kam ati hai,

Yun arz-o-talab se kab ai dil patthar-dil pani hote hain,
Tum lakh raza k khu dalo kab khu-e-sitamgar jati hai,

Bedad-garon ki basti hai yan dad kahan fariyad kahan,
Sar phorti phirti hai nadan fariyad jo dar dar jati hai,

Han ji k zayan k ham ko bhi tashwish hai lekin kya kjiye,
Har rah jo udhar ko jati hai maqtal se guzar kar jati hai,

Ab kucha-e-dilbar ka rah-rau rahzan bhi bane to bat bane,
Pahre se udu talte hi nahin aur rat barabar jati hai,

Ham ahal-e-qafas tanha bhi nahin har roz nasim-e-subah-e-watan,
Yadon se muattar ati hai ashkon se munawwar jati hai...

Khamosh Ho Kyon Daad-E-Jafaa Kyon Nahin Dete

Khamosh ho kyon daad-e-jafaa kyon nahin dete,
Bismil ho to qaatil ko duaa kyon nahin dete,

Wahashat kaa sabab ruuzan-e-zindaan to nahin hai,
Mahar-o-maah-o-anjum ko bujhaa kyon nahin dete,

Ik ye bhi to andaaz-e-ilaaj-e-Gam-e-jaan hai,
Ai chaaraagaro dard barhaa kyon nahin dete,

Munsif ho agar tum to kab insaaf karoge,
Mujarim hai agar ham to sazaa kyon nahin dete,

Rahazan ho to haazir hai mataa-e-dil-o-jaan bhi,
Rahabar ho to manzil kaa pataa kyon nahin dete,

Kyaa bit gai ab ke 'Faraz' ahal-e-chaman par,
Yaaraan-e-qafas mujh ko sadaa kyon nahin dete...

Karon Na Yad Agar Kis Tarah Bhulaon Use

Karon na yad agar kis tarah bhulaon use,
Ghazal bahana karon aur gungunaon use,

Wo khar-khar hai shakh-e-gulab ki manind,
Main zakhm-zakhm hon phir bhi gale lagaon use,

Ye log tazakare karate hain apne logon se,
Main kaise bat karon aur kahan se laon use,

Magar wo zudfaramosh zud ranj bhi hai,
Ke ruth jaye agar yad kuch dilaon use,

Wahi jo daulat-e-dil hai vahi jo rahat-e-jan,
Tumhari bat pe ai nasiho ganvaon use,

Jo hamsafar sar-e-manzil bichar raha hai 'Faraz'
Ajab nahin ki agar yad bhi na aon use...

Huii Hai Shaam To Aankhon Main Bas Gayaa Phir Tuu

Huii hai shaam to aankhon main bas gayaa phir tuu,
Kahaan gayaa hai mere shahar ke musaafir tuu,

Bahut udaas hai ik shaKhs tere jaane se,
Jo ho sake to chalaa aa usii kii Khaatir tuu,

Merii misaal ki ik naKhl-e-Khushk-e-saharaa hon,
Teraa Khayaal ki shaaKh-e-chaman kaa taair tuu,

Main jaanataa hon ke duniyaa tujhe badal degii,
Main maanataa hon ke aisaa nahiin bazaahir tuu,

Hansii Khushii se bichhar jaa agar bichharanaa hai,
Ye har maqaam pe kyaa sochataa hai aaKhir tuu,

'Faraz' tuune use mushkilon main daal diyaa,
Zamaanaa saahib-e-zar aur sirf shaayar tuu...

Faraz Ab Koi Sauda Koi Junun Bhi Nahin

'Faraz' ab koi sauda koi junun bhi nahin,
Magar qarar se din kat rahe hon yun bhi nahin,

Lab-o-dahan bhi mila guftagu ka fun bhi mila,
Magar jo dil pe guzarati hai kah sakun bhi nahin,

Meri zuban ki luknat se badguman na ho,
Jo tu kahe to tujhe umr bhar milun bhi nahin,

'Faraz' jaise koi diya turbat-e-hava chahe hai,
Tu pas aye to mumkin hai main rahun bhi nahin...

Ab Ka Rut Badli Tu Khusboo Ka Safar Dekhey Ga Kon

Dost Ban Kar Bhii Nahiin Saath Nibhane Wala

Dost ban kar bhii nahiin saath nibhane wala,
Wahii andaaz hai zaalim kaa zamaanevaalaa,

Ab ise log samajhate hain giraftaar meraa,
SaKht nadiim hai mujhe daam main laanevaalaa,

Kyaa kahain kitane maraasim the hamaare is se,
Wo jo ik shaKhs hai monh pher ke jaanevaalaa,

Tere hote hue aa jaatii thii saarii duniyaa,
Aaj tanhaa hon to koii nahiin aanevaalaa,

Muntazir kis kaa hon TuuTii huii dahaliiz pe main,
Kaun aayegaa yahaan kaun hai aanevaalaa,

Main ne dekhaa hai bahaaron main chaman ko jalate,
Hai koii Khvaab kii taabiir bataanevaalaa,

Kyaa Khabar thii jo merii jaan main ghulaa hai itanaa,
Hai vahii mujh ko sar-e-daar bhii laane vaalaa,

Tum taqalluf ko bhii iKhalaas samajhate ho 'Faraz'
Dost hotaa nahiin har haath milaanevaalaa...

Chere Main Ne Kabhi Lab-O-Rukhsar Ke Qisse

chere main ne kabhi lab-o-rukhsar ke qisse,
gahe gul-o-bulbul ki hikaayat ko nikhaaraa,

gahe kisi shahazaade ke afsane sunaaye,
gahe kyaa duniyaa-e-paristaan kaa nazaaraa,

main khoyaa rahaa jin-o-malaik ke jahaan main,
har lahajaa agarche mujhe aadam ne pukaaraa,

barason yon hi diljami-e-aurang ki khaatir,
sau phuul khilaaye kabhi sau zakhm kharide,

main likhataa rahaa hijv bagaavat manshon ki,
main parhataa rahaa qasrnashinon ke qaside,

ubharaa bhi agar dil main koi jazabaa-e-sarkash,
is khauf se chup thaa ke koi honTh na si de,

lekin ye tilismaat bhi taa der na rah paaye,
aakhir mai-o-minaa-o-daf-o-chang bhi TuutTe,

yon dast-o-garebaan huaa insan-o-khudaaband,
nakhachir to tarape qafas-e-rang bhi TuuTe,

is kashmakash-e-zarraa-o-anjum ki fizaa main,
kashkol to kyaa afsar-o-aurang bhi TuuTe,

main dekh rahaa thaa mere yaaron ne barhakar,
qaatil ko pukaaraa kabhi maqtal ko sadaa di,

gahe rasn-o-daar ke aagosh main jhuule,
gahe haram-o-dair ki buniyaad hilaa di,

jis aag se bharpuur thaa maahaul kaa sinaa,
wo aag mere lauh-o-qalam ko bhi pilaa di,

aur aaj shikastaa huaa har tauq-e-talaai,
ab fan meraa darbaar ki jagir nahin hai,

ab meraa hunar hai mere jamahuur ki daulat,
ab meraa junon kaif-e-taazir nahin hai,

ab dil pe jo guzaregi be-Tok kahongaa,
ab mere qalam main koi zanjir nahin hai...

Us ne pyar ka kheiL.....Ghazal SMS

Us ne pyar ka kheiL ßhi nafrat se kheLa,

Har ßaar wo zaLim meri hasrat se kheLa,

Meri jaan-o-diL pe saara haq tha usay,

Dukh itna hai k wo meri ghurßat se kheLa,

DiL torra to ßikharney ßhi na dia us ne,

Merey diL k saath kitni uLfat se kheLa,

Kesay us k hathon mein ßrßaad na hota
"FARAZ",

PehLi ßaar zindgi mein koi itni mohaßat se kheLa.!

^ My Dairy Page ^

Barason Ke Baad Dekhaa Ik Shakhs Dilrubaa Sa

barason ke baad dekhaa ik shakhs dilrubaa sa,
ab zahan main nahin hai par naam thaa bhalaa sa,

abaruu khinche khinche se aankhain jhuki jhuki si,
baatain ruki ruki si lahajaa thakaa thakaa sa,

alfaaz the ke jugnuu aavaaz ke safar main,
ban jaaye jangalon main jis tarah raastaa sa,

khvaabon main khvaab us ke yaadon main yaad us ki,
nindon main ghul gayaa ho jaise ke ratjagaa sa,

pahale bhi log aaye kitane hi zindagi main,
wo har tarah se lekin auron se thaa judaa sa,

agali muhabbaton ne wo naamuraadiyaan din,
taazaa rafaaqaton se dil thaa daraa daraa sa,

kuchh ye ke muddaton se ham bhi nahin the roye,
kuchh zahar main bujhaa thaa ahabaab kaa dilaasa,

phir yon huaa ke savan aankhon main aa base the,
phir yon huaa ke jaise dil bhi thaa aabalaa sa,

ab sach kahain to yaaro ham ko khabar nahin thi,
ban jaayegaa qayaamat ik vaaqiaa zaraa sa,

tevar the berukhi ke andaaz dosti ke,
wo ajanabi thaa lekin lagataa thaa aashnaa sa,

ham dasht the ke dariyaa ham zahar the ke amrit,
naahaq thaa zonum ham ko jab wo nahin thaa pyaasa,

ham ne bhi us ko dekhaa kal shaam ittefaaqan,
apanaa bhi haal hai ab logo 'Faraz' kaa sa...

Us Gali Mein Faraz

"Barbaad karne k aur bhi the raaste Faraz"

barbaad karne k aur bhi the raaste Faraz

naajaane usse MOHOBAT ka hi khayal kiyun aaya...

Chahat ne uski hame Namazi bana diya.

Broken Heart SMS: Aabginoo ki tarah dil hian gareebon k FARAZ

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Q hamen mout k peygaam diye jate hain
Ye saza kam to nhi ha k jiye jate hain

Hhm hain ek shama magar dekh, bujhte bujhte
Roshni kitney andheroun ko diye jate hain

Nasha dono me ha saaqi, mujhe gam dy k sharab
Mai b pee jati ha, aansoo b piye jate hain

Tujh ko barson se q ha tark-e-tallauk ka khaayal
Faiseley wo hain jo pal bhar me liye jatey hian

Apni tareekh-e-mohabat k wo hi hain SOQRAAT
Hans kr hr saans pr jo zehr piye jate hain

Aabginoo ki tarah dil hian gareebon k FARAZ
Toot jate hian kabhi tor diye jate hain….
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Faraz Sms Tripple Movie

Shiddat se mujhe ansu bahane day aj faraz…
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Ek he TRIPPLE thi computer mein woh bhi delete hogayi… ;->

A man in a room at night

Raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre
se nikla aur chala gaya.
Saas ne dekha lekin kuch na boli
Kyu…
Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi

Sheikh ki shadi Meera se

1st Shaikh:Main MEERA se shaadi karoonga
2nd shaikh:MEERA us se shadi karegi jis ka Lund 8″ inch ka hoga
1st Shaikh:Koi baat nahi main 4 inch katwa loonga.

Car speed

Sardar ne car speed sey chlaty hoye biwi sey kaha:
Dekhya meri speedaan.
Achank car band ho gai:
Or uski biwi hansney lagi.
Sardar: Oye tu hans kiyon rhi aye?
Sardarni: Menu raat da wela yaad ah giya.

A girl in a bathroom enjoy

What is the difference between:
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A Girl in a Church
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A Girl in a Bathroom?
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A girl in a Church has a Soul Full of Hope.
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A girl in a Bathroom has a Hole full of Soap!!!

Bolian tu acha lagta hai

Aisa konsa word hai
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Jisy Bachy bolain to Acha lagta hai.
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Aur baray bolain to Bura lagta hai.
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MAMMA…

Kitni Dair Ho Gai

Kitni Dair Ho Gai Koi Bahir Nhi Aata,
Dastak Bhi Hum Dein To Jawab Nhi Aata,
Yeh Sala Bathroom Mein Kon Ghus Ke Betha Hai,
Itna Lamba SUSU To FARAZ Ko Bhi Nhi Aata.....

Challenge with boy and girls

TEACHER: What is the Different between Problem and Challenge????
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STUDENT:
3 Boys+ 1 Girl = Problem
1 Boy + 3 Girls = Challenge…

Aaj Din Bahut Bura Guzra

sardar
Aaj Din Bahut Bura Guzra

Darwaza Khola Kundi Haath Mein

Nal Khola Tooti Hath Mein

Suitcase Uthaya Handle Hath Mein

Ab Dar Raha Hon SUSU Karon ya Na Karon

Mujhe shak hai meri

Sardar: Mujhe shak hai meri biwi ki chaddi tere bedroom main hai.

Pathan: Gadhay bhabhi chaddi nahi pehanti hai.


Sardar: Ary han! yaar faltu tujh pe shak kya.

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Girls software

Boy to girl: can i touch ur software.
Girl: first show me ur hardware.

Boy: should i install it in ur system?
Gils: cover it with antivirus & then install

Paise Pehly Le Lena

Height Of Embarrassment :
.
Man Sitting Wid his Wife in Park
Another Lady Comes to his Wife
& Says;
“Paise Pehly Le lena,
ye admi Baad Mai Bohat Lafra Krta Hy.

Girl fully exhausted

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

Mera raaz

¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=

Seene mai na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko…

“Chotiye” ne sub kuch batadia ‘FARAZ’ ko… =P ;->

Sardar Sexy SMS - Washed Underwear

Sardar washed his underwear
& hung it to dry near neighbour’s panty
& put a note on it:
.
Bhabhi !!
Plz remind me to remove my underwear
when U remove UR panty.

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Chupan Chupai

Girl: Ao chupn chupai khelty hain

Agr tmny mjhy dhund lia to main tmhen Kiss dungi

Boy: agr main na dhund ska to?

Grl:fikr na kro main chhat py chupi hon gi.
 

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