Faraz Sms Tripple Movie

Shiddat se mujhe ansu bahane day aj faraz…
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Ek he TRIPPLE thi computer mein woh bhi delete hogayi… ;->

Paise Pehly Le Lena

Height Of Embarrassment :
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Man Sitting Wid his Wife in Park
Another Lady Comes to his Wife
& Says;
“Paise Pehly Le lena,
ye admi Baad Mai Bohat Lafra Krta Hy.

Mera raaz

¤ARZ KIA HAI¤=

Seene mai na rakh saka wo mere raaz ko…

“Chotiye” ne sub kuch batadia ‘FARAZ’ ko… =P ;->

Chupan Chupai

Girl: Ao chupn chupai khelty hain

Agr tmny mjhy dhund lia to main tmhen Kiss dungi

Boy: agr main na dhund ska to?

Grl:fikr na kro main chhat py chupi hon gi.

Urdu Winter Adult Poem

Sookhay say hont

thanda sa pani

wah ray sardi teri kahani….

chotay say tatto mai lulli chupani

wah ray sardi teri kahani…

rui walay BRAZER mai dodh ki rawani wah rah sardi teri kahani..

camblo mai chup chup kar chudai lagani

wah ray sardi teri kahani..

happy winter..

Galib kee begum ko chodtay

Galib ne apni Biwi ko Chodtay Huey Arz kia,

Begum jab B Hum Chodtey hen Tum Paad Deti Ho,

Ye kya tum Humary Chodney Ki Daad Deti Ho….

Shikway or gillay

Shikwa na kar Gilla na kar
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Jab mai Daalu tu Hilla na kar.

Teray khayaloun main

Jis Tarha Main Tere Khayalo Men Khoya Hoon To B Kho Ja..
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Phir B Sakoon Na Aaye To Lund Pe Char oR So Ja..

3 bachoun wali bewa

3 bachon wali 1 bewa orat ne 3 bachon wale shohar se shadi ki,

shadi k baad donon k 3 bache peda hogaye

1 din ghar main bachon ki zabardast jang lag gai.

Wife ne shohar ko fone kia jaldi ghar aa jay ap k bache aor mere bache

mil kar hamare bachon ko mar rahe hain.

Third Pregnent Woman

Taxi Driver 2 A Woman:
U R The Third Pregnent Woman
I M Taking 2 D Airport 2day.

Woman:
But I M Not Pregnent.

Driver:
We
Have Not Reached The Airport Yet..

Darling I Love U

Gadha sherni se:
Darling I Love U….
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Sherni:
2 takay k shakal
hy tumare,
Tu ne apni shakal
dekhi hai?
Gadha:
Shakal ko chor
nechy dekh
nechy…!

Speed of light Newton Law

Hello,

Good News 4 u Brother,

Newton’s 5th Law…

If u Move Around a Tree With The Speed of Light..

U Can F*ck ur Own A-ss.. JANi ….!

''Soon women will pay men to suck their breasts''

''Soon women will pay men to suck their breasts''

BBC's Top News Story: Doctors recommend that women reduce the risk of getting breast cancer by having their breast sucked.

It is said that regular sucking of the breast lowers the risk level that tends to build up breast cancer.

The breast must be sucked as often as possible. Help women fight breast cancer

today. Men must do thier part by sucking breasts more often.

A msg from USA
Ministry of Health.....

"KHAMOSHI KA boycott"

LUX k add me chehra dikhaya ;-)

PANTENE k add me baal dikhaye ;-)

IODEX k add me kamar dikhai ;-)

VEET k add me tang dikhai ;-)

Phir

"ALWAYS" k add me cheating kyun.? :-(
kia cheating hmare muaashrey ka hissa bhan chuki ha.
Aj nahi bolo ge tu kal bugtu ge
KAMOSHI KA boycott.

"Youn khatam kr chuky ho tum Rasm-e-Dosti"

Youn khatam kr chuky ho tum Rasm-e-Dosti,

Ay Dost..!!
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Jaisy hum ne tumhari Gaand Mar Ke paisy Na Diye Hon

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<))>_||_LO DUSSO YAR...

Zindagi yun hui basar tanha

Zindagi yun hui basar tanha

kaafila saath aur safar tanha

Apne saaye se chaunk jaate hain

Umar guzari hai is qadar tanha

Raat bhar bolte hain sannaate

Raat kaate koi kidhar tanha

Din guzarta nahi hai logon mein

Raat hoti nahi basar tanha

Humne darwaaze tak to dekha tha

Phir na jaane gaye kidhar tanha

"Bin Matlab k kahan wafa hai in Matti k khilonon main"

Matlab ho to har sans pe yad karty hein dunya walay. .

Bin Matlab k kahan wafa hai in Matti k khilonon main....!!

Suhagrat K Din

Suhagrat K Din
Pati Ne Patni Ko 2500 Rs Muh Dhekhai Diya
Patni Ne Paise Dekh K Kaha
Itne Paise ….

Kitne Aadmi Hain

Admi Apne 9 Bachon K Sath

Bus Main 1 Admi
Apne 9 Bachon K Sath Ja Rha Tha
Bachay Buhat Shor Kr Rahay Thay

Itne Mai 1 Buzurg Apni Lathi SE Thak Thak
Krtay Huway Charha

Bachon Ka Baap Bola
Hazrat Ap Apni Lathi K Aagay
Rubber Charha Lain To Ye Shor Nhi Karegi

Buzurg:
Agar
Yahi Kaam Tu Ne Kia Hota To Itna Shor Na Hota

Adult Jokes SMS – Mummy Ka Doodh

Sir:
Tum Bade Ho Ya Tumhare Papa?

Student:
Main.

Sir:
Wo Kaise?

Student:
Maine Mummy Ka Doodh Peena Chhod Diya Hai
Lekin PAPA Abhi Bhi Peete Hain