Showing posts with label Faraz Funny SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Faraz Funny SMS. Show all posts

Monday, January 23, 2012

pressure cooker

pathan ne pressure cooker kharida
2nd day wapus kar diya
Shopkper:
Q wapus kr rahe ho
Pathan:
ghar me jawan jawan betiyan han or ye
sala seetiyan bajata hai

khawaja photo studio

Ek Pthan' khawaja photo studio waly ke pas gea, aur kehny laga yara ek tasveer bna do"

khawaja ask!
Khan shb kia size rakhu"

pthan khawaja se
pasport size bna do. Per hamara chapal ß ana chaey!

Hahahahae"geo khawaja! Studio

Sunday, January 22, 2012

" Tanha Ghar Se Bahir Jana Thek Nahi "

Tanha Ghar Se Bahir Jana Thek Nahi
Tum Masoom Ho Aur Zamana Thek Nahi
Saaf Dilon Ko Phir Se Mela Kar Den Gi
Guzri Baaton Ko Duhrana Thek Nahi
Aisi Cheezen Door Se Achi Lagti Hain
Chaand Ko Apny Paas Bulana Thek Nahi
Aao Mery Haath Pe Apna Haath Rakho
Saael Ko Khali Haath Lutana Thek Nahi
Rafta Rafta Taberen Beh Jatein Hain
Num Aankhon Mein Khuwb Sajana Thek Nahi
Chor Dost In Pathar Dil Insano Ko
Apney Dil Ka Haal Sunana Thek Nahi
 

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