If you have 12 Chocolates...Funny SMS

Math’s Teacher: If you have
12 Chocolates and you
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Give 5 to
Lela,
3 to Anita and
4 to Julia
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Then what will u get????

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Student: 3 New Girlfriends Mam

Life of a student: Cute Study SMS Message

Life of a student:

PC hai net Nahi,

ATM Hai paise Nahi,

Cell Hai balance Nahi,

EXAM hai tension Nahi,

Parhna hai, lekin saala mood Nhi!!

Q K Aj Meri Bike kharab Hai Begairto

Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai,
Kya Hum Ne Azadi Is Liay HasiL Ki Thi k Sab Boys Aj K Din Awara Gardi Krain.
Logon kO Hoot Krain,
GirLs kO Tang Krain,
Nahi Na..

To Chlo Shabash Saaray Ghar Betho,


Q K Aj Meri Bike kharab Hai Begairto.

Office Wali .......... ziada Sweet Hoti Hai

Office Wali .......... ziada Sweet Hoti Hai

Ghar Wali .......... bas theek Hoti Hai
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Hotel Wali .......... Mast Hoti Hai,
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5 Star Wali.......... zara mehangi Hoti Hai,
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Lekin Ek Baat Hai......
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Chai Akhir Chai Hoti Hai (tea).....

Par Ajj Phir Apki Soch Ko 21 Toopoun Ki Salami =D

Apney DIL Ko

khara hoon aj bhi roti ke chaar harf liye



sawal ye hai kitaboon ne kia dia mujh ko..........!

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