pressure cooker

pathan ne pressure cooker kharida
2nd day wapus kar diya
Shopkper:
Q wapus kr rahe ho
Pathan:
ghar me jawan jawan betiyan han or ye
sala seetiyan bajata hai

khawaja photo studio

Ek Pthan' khawaja photo studio waly ke pas gea, aur kehny laga yara ek tasveer bna do"

khawaja ask!
Khan shb kia size rakhu"

pthan khawaja se
pasport size bna do. Per hamara chapal ß ana chaey!

Hahahahae"geo khawaja! Studio

Girl: Dua karo Main Fail Ho jaon

Girl: Dua karo Main Fail Ho jaon
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Friend: Kyun?
Girl: Abbu Ne Kaha Hai K
1st aayi To LAPTOP..
2nd aayi To MOBILE
Aur
Fail Ho gayi To Shadi Karva Doon ga

" Tanha Ghar Se Bahir Jana Thek Nahi "

Tanha Ghar Se Bahir Jana Thek Nahi

Tum Masoom Ho Aur Zamana Thek Nahi

Saaf Dilon Ko Phir Se Mela Kar Den Gi

Guzri Baaton Ko Duhrana Thek Nahi

Aisi Cheezen Door Se Achi Lagti Hain

Chaand Ko Apny Paas Bulana Thek Nahi

Aao Mery Haath Pe Apna Haath Rakho

Saael Ko Khali Haath Lutana Thek Nahi

Rafta Rafta Taberen Beh Jatein Hain

Num Aankhon Mein Khuwb Sajana Thek Nahi

Chor Dost In Pathar Dil Insano Ko

Apney Dil Ka Haal Sunana Thek Nahi