Faraz Sms Tripple Movie

Shiddat se mujhe ansu bahane day aj faraz…
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Ek he TRIPPLE thi computer mein woh bhi delete hogayi… ;->

A man in a room at night

Raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre
se nikla aur chala gaya.
Saas ne dekha lekin kuch na boli
Kyu…
Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi

Sheikh ki shadi Meera se

1st Shaikh:Main MEERA se shaadi karoonga
2nd shaikh:MEERA us se shadi karegi jis ka Lund 8″ inch ka hoga
1st Shaikh:Koi baat nahi main 4 inch katwa loonga.

Car speed

Sardar ne car speed sey chlaty hoye biwi sey kaha:
Dekhya meri speedaan.
Achank car band ho gai:
Or uski biwi hansney lagi.
Sardar: Oye tu hans kiyon rhi aye?
Sardarni: Menu raat da wela yaad ah giya.

A girl in a bathroom enjoy

What is the difference between:
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A Girl in a Church
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A Girl in a Bathroom?
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A girl in a Church has a Soul Full of Hope.
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A girl in a Bathroom has a Hole full of Soap!!!

Bolian tu acha lagta hai

Aisa konsa word hai
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Jisy Bachy bolain to Acha lagta hai.
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Aur baray bolain to Bura lagta hai.
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MAMMA…

Kitni Dair Ho Gai

Kitni Dair Ho Gai Koi Bahir Nhi Aata,
Dastak Bhi Hum Dein To Jawab Nhi Aata,
Yeh Sala Bathroom Mein Kon Ghus Ke Betha Hai,
Itna Lamba SUSU To FARAZ Ko Bhi Nhi Aata.....

Challenge with boy and girls

TEACHER: What is the Different between Problem and Challenge????
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STUDENT:
3 Boys+ 1 Girl = Problem
1 Boy + 3 Girls = Challenge…

Aaj Din Bahut Bura Guzra

sardar
Aaj Din Bahut Bura Guzra

Darwaza Khola Kundi Haath Mein

Nal Khola Tooti Hath Mein

Suitcase Uthaya Handle Hath Mein

Ab Dar Raha Hon SUSU Karon ya Na Karon

Mujhe shak hai meri

Sardar: Mujhe shak hai meri biwi ki chaddi tere bedroom main hai.

Pathan: Gadhay bhabhi chaddi nahi pehanti hai.


Sardar: Ary han! yaar faltu tujh pe shak kya.

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Girls software

Boy to girl: can i touch ur software.
Girl: first show me ur hardware.

Boy: should i install it in ur system?
Gils: cover it with antivirus & then install

Paise Pehly Le Lena

Height Of Embarrassment :
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Man Sitting Wid his Wife in Park
Another Lady Comes to his Wife
& Says;
“Paise Pehly Le lena,
ye admi Baad Mai Bohat Lafra Krta Hy.

Girl fully exhausted

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

Sardar Sexy SMS - Washed Underwear

Sardar washed his underwear
& hung it to dry near neighbour’s panty
& put a note on it:
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Bhabhi !!
Plz remind me to remove my underwear
when U remove UR panty.

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Chupan Chupai

Girl: Ao chupn chupai khelty hain

Agr tmny mjhy dhund lia to main tmhen Kiss dungi

Boy: agr main na dhund ska to?

Grl:fikr na kro main chhat py chupi hon gi.

You are a Dog

You are a dog….

Kyun bura laga?

Bura mat mano..

Dog meanz

D= Demand
O= Of
G= Girlz

Hun vekh kiven hasda ae…..

Kutta na hove te….

Geo k Woh Kon Se 2 Program

Geo k vo kon sy 2 pogram hain jin ko khetay hoay khawatin ghabrati hain

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1. Hum sab umeed say hain,

2. Aaj raat
kamran khan kay saaht